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Еж: Как расслабиться и стать разумным?
Дед Мороз: Будем логичны. Ежу для того, чтобы расслабиться, нужна ежиха и продовольственный запас. Не слышал про пьющих ежей, но включить в запас хорошее спиртное стоит непременно. Для разума же ничего лучше чтения не придумано. Так что рекомендую позаимствовать у лесника его подшивку журнала "Крокодил" за 1973 год, поражать окрестную фауну бородатыми анекдотами и закономерно прослыть интеллектуалом.
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